Guns don’t kill people, actors with guns do.
Airport security was pretty spotty back then.
Infographic of the Day
Ever wonder what type of font your beard is? Well sir, your answer has arrived.
What is Tumblr, answered in one image.
They’re really just writing these for the “in bed” game now, aren’t they?
Daily Kos: Ohio bank steals woman's possessions by 'mistake,' then refuses to pay up -
An Ohio woman returned from vacation to find that all of her belongings had been stolen, taken right out of her house.
Because the Internet is forever:
The First National Bank of Wellston burglarized an Ohio woman’s house and refused to compensate her in full.
via the irreplaceable @darth
You know that Parks and Rec where the judge makes Tom Haverford give up all his electronic devices and stop using social media to protect the public good? Is that ever a real thing? ‘Cause I think there’s someone who really needs that kind of intervention.
Man acquitted in romantic bear-spray squabble -
If you like a story that includes:
- A shirtless neighbor
- A Hacky-sack circle
- Moving into a tree
- Sleeping under a tarp in backyard bushes
- A frying pan wielding former U.S. Marine “with extensive combat training”
- A headlock
- Rock throwing
- An aerosol can of bear repellant
Then click the above link
I feel like I’m hanging around with the wrong people now.
The Twitter trending topics worldwide show an interesting trend—outside of Mark O’Mara, most of the people-related topics here are tangential to the Trayvon trial, touching on prior “trial of the century” touchstones (OJ Simpson, Casey Anthony) and other civil rights cases (Emmett Till, Rodney King). Not mentioned? Trayvon Martin or George Zimmerman. (via @nycjim)
One reason some of these names might be relevant is they refer to cases in which the accused were found not guilty of the initial criminal charges but later were found liable for civil damages (OJ) or found guilty of federal charges (some of the cops in the Rodney King case).
Patton Oswalt’s first paid acting gig, at 19, in a college loan video
Baby Patton Oswalt! This is like Muppet Babies for live action comics.
Those actually aren’t what I was searching for but I guess they will have to do.
Cern’s new child-collider